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HOT DATE is coming to Pop TV November 8 as an original sketch-comedy series starring Emily Axford and Brian Murphy.

People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores, and bowls.

Raph's not a huge fan of the Jake & Amir dolls we keep in the office.

Wait a minute, all this crap I'll never use is free? Sign me up.

HOT DATE is coming to Pop TV November 8 as an original sketch-comedy series starring Emily Axford and Brian Murphy.

Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you'll say cigarettes are bad for me! ...

It's not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.

Nothing projects raw masculinity like a pint glass of ketchup soup that tastes like dirty seawater. ...

Why can't we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine? ...

Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much.

You don't know how to swim? But it's so easy! Just jump in the water swim! See? So easy. ...

Sure, Ally's car is a little messy, but it's nothing setting it on fire, throwing a cinder block on the gas pedal, and aiming it into a ravine can't fix! But then where would she ash? ...

New, from Chompsky's! All of the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip! ...

Indiana Jones punches a Nazi square in the face. Indiana Take that, ya Nazi! Modern Day Centrist, Doug Wow, so much for the "tolerant left." Indiana Huh? Modern Day Centrist, Doug So now you just go around PUNCHING NAZIS? You don't see why tha...